Are you fucking kidding me?

10 Cloverfield Lane thoughts below the cut

I’m stunned by the incessant need for people to come up with “theories” about what “really” happened in a movie. Hey, I’m all for a willful misreading here and there – but if you’re gonna do that, you need to own the position you’re coming from and the biases you’re serving.

But when I see an article like this one, titled Why John Goodman’s Howard is the real victim in 10 Cloverfield Lane it makes me want to scream “what in the heck is WRONG with you?!”

You have to be some kind of delusional to read the movie that way, and…

…hang on, I just remembered what America 2016 is like.